The Best Twilight Saga Spoofs and Parodies

There are three clear categories of people in this world.

1. People who love Twilight.

2. People who hate Twilight.

3. People who have been dead for at least a decade.

The popularity of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga guarantees that it will be the target of humorous digs, and all sorts of people (well, except the ones who are already dead) will love this collection of spoofs, parodies, and jokes at the expense of Edward, Bella, Jacob, and Stephenie Meyer.

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Brett Erlich, via The Daily What

Be sure to watch the whole thing - some of the best bits are with James near the end! "Tell him to avenge you! ... and tell him to return my Nickelback CD!"

"What am I? Say it out loud."

"A ... a mermaid."

by Stoney321

From the introduction:

So here's the thing. I was going to be all whipping out the smart essay, pointing out all the subconscious LDS meta that SMeyers jammed in these books, showing how I thought she didn't even realize what she was borrowing (because honestly, I just don't think she's smart enough to lay it out there, you know?) But here's the thing:

THE BOOKS ARE REALLY REALLY DUMB. Like, "Strategery" dumb. (That's a Dubya quote.) So I'm giving back at the same reading-comprehension level if you will. And you will. There's so much dumb, in fact, that it will take a few posts to get it all out there. So here's the first book and change.

Hold on, hold on, I need to keep setting the tone:

"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful, beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk." ~Jack Handy.

Without further ado, click here to read

The Secrets of the Sparkle a.k.a. TWILIGHT: STONIFIED.

SERIOUS WARNING: Do not read this if you are member of the LDS church. This spoof dwells heavily on the fact that Stephenie Meyer is LDS and draws heavy and potentially offensive parallels between her books and LDS theology. It is also pretty much R-rated.

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him - which I assumed was wildly out of his control - that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. ... And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon's hilarious send-up of Twilight.

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